During lunch today, Tyson was talking (as he usually does) about whatever might be crossing his mind at the moment.
Tyson: Do not kiss a bug or a bee.
Me: Do not kiss a bug or a bee? Is that what you said?
Tyson: sYah. Do not kiss a bug or a bee....EVER...or a pider.
Me: Okay. Do not ever kiss a bug or a bee or spider.
Tyson: (Scrunched face and thinking) We kiss amimals?
Me: Uh...not really.
Tyson: We don't kiss amimals, but we feed amimals?
Me: Yes, you can feed animals sometimes.
Tyson: We fweed da giraffe at da zoo last time...we feed da giraffe...lettuce...fwood...evryting.
There you have it folks, the best advice from a 2 year old: Do not EVER be found kissing bugs, or bees, or spiders, or giraffes, but you can give giraffes lettuce, just so you know!
I love the ramblings of little children. So insiteful!
ReplyDeleteThats so funny! Where do they come up with this stuff? It was great seeing you yesterday, it's been way too long!!! I hope that I didn't offend you at all with your doctor referral. There is some major drama there and I've been feeling bad since we talked about it. I appreciate your referral so much and hope you didn't think I was being a brat.
ReplyDeleteToo cute!
ReplyDeleteTruer words have never been spoken. I just can't get over the fact that he is old enough to actually give advice!
ReplyDeleteI luff him!
ReplyDeletelove it!
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